La Palina, loosely translated, means the palina. That may or may not be true but I will say this brand has a very rich history and historically, only the rich could afford their fine wares. But here to save the day (and duckets), Cigar Page big chimpin' brings you tasty 20-ct boxes of La Palina No. 1 and No. 2 blends for 77% off regulation pricing. Have a look around. This deal is an ass kicking category-killer - I've scoured the interweb and don't see anything remotely close (in fact most are selling right at MSRP). Today boxes are yours $49.99 across the board. Downside: this is a one-and-done deal so when they're gone they're gone.
Here's a golden shot at two under the radar jammies from Nicaragua that are just plain killing it. Both are tremendous values.... aged, ultra-seasoned, super tasty premiums from the well-regarded Olivas factory in Nicaragua. Since they hit our dock, the boys and I have smoked hundreds of them. They look great, feel good in the hand, clearly well-aged. 2 brands: Buena Vista Nicaragua: features choice of deep, dark Maduro or dense, oily Habano wrapper. Wonderful combustion, easy draw, even burn. Balanced but not boring, theres ample flavor with complexity that increases as it burns and finishes smooth. And no doubt these toasty tasties punch way above their weight in the bang-for-the-buck department. In fact, were they unbanded in a blind taste test, 4 out of 5 dentists would call this an $8 stick. But for $1.50 it's the kinda deal that gets me droolin' like a pure-bred value hound. Howlin at the moon even. A wise man once said to me son, you can't hoot with the owls if you wanna soar with the eagles. But he was wrong you're doing both with Buena Vista. Maravilla Cameroon: these dense, flavorful, rich Cameroons are VERY interesting and tops scads of others that are thrice the price. Scrumptious medium-bodied handmades from Nicaragua with aged Nicaraguan long-fillers and dark Cameroon wrappers. Notes of coffee, chocolate, cashew, and pronounced creaminess.
General Admission, General Steal, General Malaise. Call this deal what you will but you'll wanna take a gander at these options toot sweets. What you've got here is a slew of old big name legacy brands from General Cigar - the makers of Cohiba, La Gloria Cubana, Punch, CAO, Macanudo and more. And they're yours around 40-45% off. Nice! Perfect for gifting....impressing Uncle Joe, the bossman, neighbor Stan, UPS man, you name it. Or in a pinch, not bad for yourself at these prices.
Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. When it comes to cigar deals, we realize you have no choice whatsoever. Between the sleazebag competition and them gubmint sonsofguns, many brands and suppliers have consolidated and prices have soared, leaving you cramped, restless, hangry, and bored shitless. Except when you fly Air Cigar Page, where it's a private jet flowing with champagne, comely stewardesses, and speedy wifi....at coach prices. This deal here is Exhibit# 38,442. I'm calling it "a fool and his Monte" and we're dishing out big honkin' 10-packs of White, AJ Monte, Classic, Platinum and more with average savings of 54% off (up to 69% off). 11 blends and 33 vitolas are yours for the taking starting $3.99 per stick delivered.
Here's a sweet deal on the gorgeous, extry-tasty Prensado (and more) in big mazos of 20. Prensado is Alec Bradley's 96-rated crown jewel. Today, they're 57% off and it just don't get no betta than that. Alec Bradley Prensado was Cigar Aficionado's #1 Cigar of the Year a few years back and collected a stratospheric 96 point rating. The word Prensado means "pressing," and that's fitting because this deal, my friends, is a pressing matter. Act now and you'll enrich your future, broaden your horizons, and elevate your standing among peers. Fail to act and most likely you will begin an uncontrollable descent into filthy deviant status. The choice is yours....
Deal time: the more fivers you scoop the more savings you stockpile! It's another roll in the catnip mix 'n match $19.99 fiver deal....but this time around its a tight list of Toros only. Tight tight tight .toro, Toro, TORO! This popular size is the vitola VIP. Can't go wrong. 100 big name brands, tiny craft blends, and everywhere in between.
Happy Monday gents! To take the sting off we brought back Maduro Monday action. I've been smoking a ton of maduros....lovin' the deep, dark look and the slow-smoking satisfaction of this slightly sweet, thicker, and uber-flavorful leaf. For this dealio I pulled together a list of 400 maduro blends and then unfurled the Cigar Page broomstick of savings. The hard part is not IF you'll want to dip your snout in this trough, but how many you'll want to pick up because the savings are deep and the flavory goodness quotient is high.
Quien es mas macho: Chuck Norris or Camacho? Well, before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night he always checks under the bed for Camacho. Macho-er still is todays deal. A stout 40% haircut off all boxes. These Davidoff made blends are Camacho's signature offerings with that signature Camacho gusto baked in. Tasty tasty discounts here at da Page.
If you're like me, you could afford to lose a couple pounds and you really enjoy quality cigars on the cheap. I can't help with the first part but on the second I got you covered! I have 50 tasty picks here.... all easy on the pocketbook (every one is $1.99 and under) but all poppin' with flavor. Front and center is HC Series White Shade Grown. A smooth and satisfying slow burner, this is one of those cigars you can smoke all day and well into the night. Easy, creamy, crisp, these HCs practically smoke themselves. Surprisingly complex with notes of cedar, nuts, and coffee, and a clean crisp finish. Scoring chonky sized top toros like these for less than $2 per pop is cray cray, and thats just the tip top of the ice cube. Dig deep for full on tasty n cheap!
Better Love Ella's Battery Operated Boyfriend just $14.99 Total Discount $134.00 Dates: Now - until Wednesday October 13th at 11:59pm EST. 30-day satisfaction guarantee. Discounted 90% off!
Better Love Ella's Battery Operated Boyfriend just $19.99 Total Discount $178.00 Dates: Now - until Wednesday October 13th at 11:59pm EST. 30-day satisfaction guarantee. Discounted 90% off!
CIGAR FORECAST....ratings in the 90's! This deal brings a slew of Cigar Aficionado top-rated blends, but seasoned with especially scrumptious Cigar Page discounts. These are the cigars that Turtleneck von Elbowpatches and the other muckety-mucks have awarded 92 ratings (or higher) and/or were named in the Top Cigars of the Year lists in recent past. Many boasting 94, 95 and even 96 ratings. In the past it took a 90 rating or better to put a cigar on the map. Nowadays those ratings don't have quite the pull, but all the same earning a 92 or better and nabbing a spot the Cigar of the Year list is still mighty impressive. Have a gander at this fulsome list of tasty offerings with razor tight Cigar Page price haircuts.
Avo is known for smooth, premium Dominican luxuriousness, and these Davidoff-made blends truly are fine and consistent cigars. Problem is the retail prices are up in the stratosphere. Not today. Today you're gonna dine on filet mignons at dog chow prices! 59% off the headliner Avo Classic and so much more. All tenskis ship free. Best skedaddle....these won't last.
Better Love Pixie Wand Massager Special Edition $27.99 - That is a total savings of $119.00 (81% OFF) - This sale ends Monday October 11 at 11:59pm EST. HIGHLIGHTS: - Phthalate-free, body-safe Silicone body - Waterproof - USB Rechargeable - Travel-Sized
Flash sale: it's the proverbial dog's breakfast of box deals and they're on sale up to 63% off. Top brands, tasty blends - yours for the taking!
This $19.99 mix-n-match action brings a veritable Who's Who of 5-packs, including big-name behemoths and itty-bitty boutiques. All top notch staff picks selected by our squad of trained monkeys here at da Page. Here's the deal: buy any 5-pack and it's only 25 bucks shipped free. Darn good I must say. Shockingly good in some cases. But it gets better: snarf up 4 or more fivers from this list and the price drops down to $19.99 for each and all. Go big....this is another checkmark in the WIN column for you, big guy!
Partagas Black is back in stock and were letting er rip, with tenski pricing slashed up to 54 points off. Featuring a lovely, dark Connecticut Medio Tiempo Maduro wrapper one of the darkest youll ever see around a robust blend of Piloto Cubano Ligero and Nicaraguan long leaves. The end result is a bold, rich smoke with notes of maple, toast, and spice. Full AF yet still creamy and smooth. One of the sneaky best maduros on the market, have at it.
Just added: new sizes, new wrappers, new blends! It's like Christmas morning. The hugely popular LaPa 90+ 2nds are restocked and available in Maduro, Habano, Sumatra, Cameroon, San Andres, and Connecticut. La Palina as a brand has a rich history going back decades a brand started by the founder of CBS and then resurrected by his grandson some years ago (old adage: How do you make a small fortune in the cigar biz? A: Start with a large fortune). But the brand has blossomed, with a slew of really nice ratings and wide array of tasty blends. But all the same La Palina can get spendy. So Cigar Page swoops in and delivers unto thee glorious 20-ct mazos of La Palina 90+ Rated 2nds for a SONG. Rolled at the same top-notch Nicaraguan factories that craft many of La Palinas pricey banded blends, these medium to full-bodied studs have got to be in the running for BEST BUY in handmade cigars....anywhere. Their 90+ Rated 2nds are refined in character, with richly-nuanced flavor profiles that's frankly the same as some of their expensive, brand-name 1sts but just a fraction of the price. Grab one, grab two just snatch 'n go few while they last!
Deal time: the more 10-packs you scoop the more savings you stockpile! It's another roll in the catnip mix 'n match $37 deal....and its a tight list of Toros only. Tight tight tight .toro, Toro, TORO! This popular size is the vitola VIP. Can't go wrong. 100 big name brands, tiny craft blends, and everywhere in between. Here's the deal: buy any 10-pack and it's only 45 bucks shipped free. Pretty good if we stopped right there. But it gets better: snarf up 3 or more tenskis and price comes down to $37 for each and all. Dig deep and fill cart to brim...this deal practically pays you!
Better Love - Don't Text Your Ex Clitoral Stimulator Just $19.99. You save $136 (87% OFF)! WHY ITS BETTER THAN YOUR EX: -Your Orgasm is the Only One that Matters -Wont Ghost You -Knows How to Please -Reliable & Consistent -Only Stops When You Tell It -Easy to Use - No Mind Games or Guessing -Waterproof So It Goes Wherever You Want